Comments on: Quite possibly the stupidest drink ever

By: Adolph Slessman

Adolph Slessman — Fri, 23 Jul 2010 11:50:38 +0000

I can’t belive it, I adore Tiger . Anyone see the new t-mobile game?

By: Striperguy

Striperguy — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 07:37:29 +0000

“Super-premium vodkas like “the Goose” are for people that can’t tell the difference between diluted ethanol and marketing. It’s a gullibility tax.”

Awesome.

ADM is evil.

By: MC Slim JB

MC Slim JB — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 20:22:02 +0000

I don’t see people getting “sniffy” about vodka here, tom, but mocking vodka brand snobbery: that’s the opposite of sniffiness. The point is that any decently-made (i.e., well-filtered) vodka should do the trick, since by definition it is supposed to be inherently flavorless. The derision is aimed at people who spend big on a vodka because they feel some affiliation with a brand whose image has been created with costly advertising and packaging that they, the consumers themselves, have subsidized. It’s a closed feedback loop of exploitation and gullibility. The fact is that many super-premium vodkas are made from the same industrial ethanol produced by Archer Daniels Midland, diluted prior to packaging. If that’s not a sucker’s game, I don’t know what is.

By: tom

tom — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 08:01:51 +0000

lighten up, woods deserves some fun poked his way, and no-one’s being forced to order one. h@rk at those people getting sniffy about different vodkas as well when it’s all filth of varying degrees…

By: Patricia

Patricia — Sat, 26 Dec 2009 16:28:45 +0000

Thought the TIger Woods drink was bad until I read the first comment. Eeewww.

Happy drinking in 2010. Whatever your drink may be, can’t we all just get along?

By: Adam

Adam — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 21:47:06 +0000

Mark D, I think we can do better. How about the Massachusetts Cougah Cocktail:

1/2 Can Natural Light
4 ounces Rubinoff Vodka
2 ounces artificial cherry “juice”

Build the rocks in a pint glass with a lipstick stain on the side.
Serve with a straw stuffed with a lit Virginia Slim
Garnish with a maraschino cherry… for old time’s sake

By: John Galt

John Galt — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 20:19:23 +0000

I’m just bothered by the poor spelling and punctuation in the original press release. Image Unlimited Communications? More like Image Uneducated Communications.

As for the “real men”, “Jon Benet is revolting”, and other comments from the ostensibly offended, what’s the big deal? Lighten up.

By: Dot

Dot — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 19:01:37 +0000

Besides, it should be called “The Cheetah”

By: Mark D

Mark D — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 15:45:19 +0000

Somebody should come up with the “Bar on route 1 in Sauges” cocktail. I suggest The ‘Goose (total asshat vodka), Curacao, a splash of Bud Light, a splash of Mountain Dew, and garnished with ignorance.

By: burke

burke — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 15:06:56 +0000

How about the Michael Jackson? Kahlua, lots of milk and a few cocktail weiners… It’s BAD!